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Neatly Trimmed! By what standards?

Bobby Fischer, now neatly trimmed, declares he's finished with chess

And here I am linking to Pravda. Isn't the Internet Great!

"The United States is evil. They talk about the axis of evil. What about the allies of evil ... the United States, England, Japan, Australia? These are the evildoers," Fischer said.

Iceland should work...Theres always checkers.