Saturday, September 17, 2005

US to Invade Venezuela

Hugo Chavez and Pat Robertson should do brunch.

Chavez: U.S. planning to invade Venezuela

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said Friday he has documentary evidence that the United States plans to invade his country.

Which is easily obtained through Michael Moore.

...plan is called "Balboa" and involves aircraft carriers and planes.

The majority of our plans involve aircraft carriers and planes. Afterall, what good would those carriers be without planes?

He said U.S. soldiers recently went to Curacao, an island off Venezuela's northwest coast.

Could this be a percursor to an invasion of Curacao? Andruw Jones will not be happy.

On Thursday, he denounced the U.S.-led war in Iraq and told other leaders they should consider moving the U.N. headquarters out of the United States.

Finally, something we can all agree on! I vote for Paris.

Prepare yourself for, perhaps, the classic quote of the month...

In the event of a U.S. invasion, Chavez said the United States can "just forget" about receiving any more oil from his country.

You think!