Shark Attack #5

Big News!

A man attacked by a shark while surfing off the northern Oregon coast Saturday suffered lacerations on his ankle and calf, authorities said.

Shark bites surfer off Oregon coast

Explanation: The media makes a big deal out of it, so I will too.

Belated Shark Attack #4: I missed this one. I must be losing it.

California surfer fends off attack by shark

Oh, and Merry Christmas. If you want to wish me something, make it anything but 'happy holidays'. I don't care if you're a Sun worshipper, wish me whatever you'd like. I'd prefer anything other than 'happy holidays'.

I'll be off for a few days, so hold the fort for me. See you after the 'happy holidays'.
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